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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player."
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"The secret of a long marriage is accepting the utter euphoria you would feel from strangling your spouse to death isn't worth life in jail."
"Masturbation: It *comes in hand*y."
"I was cutting up vegetables in the kitchen... ...and was promptly arrested"
"Diet diary, day 3 I am so proud of myself, I refused to eat the birthday cake. But the cup cakes were amazing."
"Why does it take 2 feminists to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the lightbulb and one to give me a blow job while I supervise."
"One of My Only Actual Original Jokes Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... He was suicidal."
"What kind of train eats too much? a chew chew train"
"If anyone needs me, I'll be spending the rest of my life under this bathroom light that gives my abs a hint of definition."
"What do you call a tree that smokes weed? Snoop Log"