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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? There's only one Bender in Futurama"
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"The ethernet is used to catch the etherbunny."
"My niece just said ""Birds live in a birdhouse & we live in a people house!"" Cute, huh? Wrong; my niece is 26 & on trial for manslaughter."
"""You're prettier than I remember, you were SO FAT the last time I saw you!"" TY Uncle Bob, I was 8months pregnant. *spits in his pumpkin pie"
"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber"
"What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common? They both want to make money off of other people's work!"
"There are two types of people in this world 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"My friend has OCD and says he doesn't like white girls. Maybe because they can't even"
"How is marriage like a tornado? At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, but when it's over your house is gone."
"I woke up this morning wearing a red fuzzy wig, giant oversized shoes and a red nose. I think I must have slept funny."