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Joke of the Day

"[ouija board] me: are there any spirits with us? Speak now ouija board: H E L L O F R O M T H E O T H E R S I D E me: ....please stop"

"I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature."

"Latvian Christmas Christmas Eve father ask son what want christmas. Son say potato. Father say ""Ok. Santa bring potato."" Next day boy is learn Santa no exist."

"What's darker than 3am in the morning? 12' noon in the cotton fields."

"I always write great unit tests Wouldn't want a careless bug to crash one of my viruses."

"What is the largest moth the world has ever seen? A mammoth"

"What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot? What's that noise?"

"What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel? Where is my essay?"

"What do you call a fat girl that committed a murder? Killer Whale."

"Every year I got an accident by passing the road on 1st April Cause, I thought that Traffic signal try to make me April fool."