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Joke of the Day
"What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot? What's that noise?"
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"When I told my friends that I'm writing jokes for a living... ...they laughed at me, wait 'till they hear one of my jokes on tv, they won't be laughing then!"
"Daddy, what do you think about abortion? Dad: ask your sister. But I don't have a.."
"I blame 2 of my 3 DUIs on Jesus because I specifically told him to take the wheel"
"I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying."
"Which one of these is a deadly virus? A. Bola B. Bola C. Bola D. Bola E. Bola"
"The bakers A man walks into a bakers, points at something in the display and asks ""Is that a doughnut? or a meringue?"" The baker says ""No you're right it's a doughnut."""
"""The bad news is that you've had a stroke. The good news is that IKEA has hired you to name all their new products!"""
"Ex-Girlfriend: I heard you & your new girlfriend are having problems... Well, you've always got my number. Me: Yes, is it still 666?"
"""Make it look like I live in a Cheesecake Factory."" - NBA players to their interior designers"