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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat girl that committed a murder? Killer Whale."

"How do you make a venetian blind? Poke his eyes out Credits go to my 90 year old grandfather, currently completing his PhD"

"A group of crows plan a meet up... it was a premeditated murder."

"Suicide is like marriage... Once one person in your group does it a few more follow suit."

"How could the pimp always easily locate his ho? Because, she really stands out on the street."

"Why do the sharks only swim in salt water? ......because they would sneeze in pepper water."

"It is true. Time flies when you are having fun. However it is also true that Time eventually rests on a tree branch and shits on your head."

"Women have a good 6th sense. I smiled at a girl in the mall once. When I got home I opened the door and my wife met me with a drop kick."

"Q: What do call a fish with no eye? A: A fsh."

"I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled ""Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes."" It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!"