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Joke of the Day

"I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature."

"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car in it man."

"I taught myself to stop using filler words like ""um"" [weather channel in the background] ""Chance of rain today is 40%"" Better grab my brella"

"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"

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"There was a young barmaid... There was a young barmaid from Sail, On her breasts were the prices of ale, And on her behind For the sake of the blind; Was the same information in braille."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Easy, just look for the fresh prints!"

"What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !"

"I like to finish everyone's drinks at parties and then call them out for being drunks."

"What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking ""Why"" over and over? ""Because I saw so."""