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Joke of the Day

"What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel? Where is my essay?"

"My iPhone won't even recognize my fingerprint unless it's got crumbs on it."

"What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !"

"Two bros are sitting on a fence. A cute girl walks by who just moved into their apartment building. **Bro 1:** ""Bro, im gonna hit that."" **Bro 2:** ""Like a stormtrooper bro."" **Bro 1:** ""Bro."""

"What did the cannibal butcher say to his uneasy customer? Don't worry, it's all ethically sourced! All my produce commited suicide!"

"What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be? Batman. Why? Because he can't go out at night without Robin!"

"What's the hardest thing about a burning orphanage? My dick."

"What happens when 1 extrovert goes out to eat with 3 introverts? Literally fucking nothing. My God."

"My new years resolution is going well, lost 10 pounds! but that was down the back of my sofa...."

"What did the deaf nymphomaniac say? come again?"