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Joke of the Day

"Every year I got an accident by passing the road on 1st April Cause, I thought that Traffic signal try to make me April fool."

"What's the difference between a priest and acne... What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until you're 14 to come on your face."

"Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia? He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!"

"I like my asshole just like my women's pussy Without some other guy's dick in it"

"""Hey, that shit looks fun. Don't do that."" - religion"

"How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb? 100. One to change it and 99 to stand around and say, ""Hey, I could've done that!"""

"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"

"My boss treated me like a missile Fire and forget"

"Daughter: Dad, you need a smart phone. Me: Will it make my dinner? D: No but- M: Good talk."

"[NSFW] What's a 6.9? Another good thing spoiled by a tampon."