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Joke of the Day
"What is the largest moth the world has ever seen? A mammoth"
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"I asked my gf to get the paper for me... ...She said ""Don't be silly, borrow my iPad"". That spider never knew what hit it."
"LPT: Don't spend you time posting LPT on reddit. No one on reddit has a life."
"How I like my women.. If their old enough to pee, their alright for me. or If their over 8, dont take the bait."
"What sound does an Italian American microwave make? Bada bing!"
"deeply analyzing what you meant when you texted ""k"""
"Missing Condoms"
"My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me."
"I accidentally drank a bottle of ink. The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside."
"Ariana Grande would be the first kid on the factory tour taken away by the Oompa Loompas."