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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Robin Hood's mother? Mother Hood."
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"I will make a book called Math for dummies and I'll sell 1 for 10 dollars or 2 for 30."
"What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways? He died on the cross!"
"What do Penises and Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get"
"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."
"I just folded a fitted sheet so beautifully an owl just delivered a Hogwarts acceptance letter to my house"
"What's the worst thing about being in an incestuous relationship with your own father? Every time you say to him ""I'm horny"" he always replies ""Hi, horny, I'm dad""."
"why shouldn't you fart in church? you'd have to sit in your own pew."
"My Thai girlfriend is so generous She gave me a pearl necklace."
"Friend asks me to be her maid of honor: M-What do I have to do? F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished."