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Joke of the Day
"What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown? an elephant with diarrhea"
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"If you don't believe in evolution, how do you explain corn dogs."
"What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping? Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those."
"A long queue of people waiting to be hit in the face This is the punch line"
"I'm hesitant to use the word ""genius,"" but I just answered the last five questions on Sesame Street correctly."
"Be serious with unknown girls. Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*"
"I arrived at the annual premature ejaculation society. They said, ""Your early sir""? I replied, ""I know, I came on the bus"""
"What is Hitler's least favourite Christmas song? All I Want From Christmas Is Jew"
"When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground."
"You walk into a bar It's a gay bar, faggot"