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Joke of the Day
"I will make a book called Math for dummies and I'll sell 1 for 10 dollars or 2 for 30."
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"My 13 year old doesn't speak when she picks up the phone. She just listens and hangs up. I think she's going to be a hitman someday."
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"You know, they're making the prospective Mars astronauts shave their whole bodies prior to departure. That way, when it's time for blastoff... they'll baldly go where no man has gone before."
"Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect). Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one. Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one."
"What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese."
"I wasn't snoring.. I was dreaming I'm a dirt bike."
"how does a robot laugh? 1010101010101"
"- Doc, how did you know that I have high blood pressure? - You make mosquitoes explode!"