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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about being in an incestuous relationship with your own father? Every time you say to him ""I'm horny"" he always replies ""Hi, horny, I'm dad""."

"Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?"

"What's it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale."

"What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest!"

"There was a puppy named Joke... He died, and that was the end of the Joke..."

"Just bought a 2013 calender, a rope and a stool. I like to keep the store clerk guessing."

"What do you call a very small villain? The Antagonist"

"For those of you that have been to a casino, whats the difference between Craps and Poker? ..I don't take pokers on your chest!"

"How to get mustard out of your white shirt.. 1) go to a store 2) buy a new shirt"

"Have you heard of the new constipation movie? it hasn't come out yet."