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Joke of the Day
"why shouldn't you fart in church? you'd have to sit in your own pew."
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"What did the illiterate man say upon realizing the couch he just purchased was made of fake leather? Oh for faux sake!"
"I'm not gaining weight. I'm losing wavelength"
"Latest reserch shows, that women with extra weight... Live longer, than the men, that mention it."
"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean? I won't pay 10 bucks to have a Garbanzo bean on my face"
"Awkward=when autocorrect changes 'sooner' to 'sober' so email to 8 yr. old's teacher reads ""I apologize for not getting back to you sober"""
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It isn't hard"
"On one hand, eating meat is bad for your body, bad for animals and bad for the earth. On the other hand, bacon."
"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra... After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."