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Joke of the Day
"What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways? He died on the cross!"
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"A white couple gets a black child Angry husband asks-you white,me white.why is baby black? Wife-you hot,me hot.baby burnt!"
"Karma may ""work"" but I think that bitch takes a lot of days off"
"What's the clinical name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."
"I'm lazy, though. I get down to my last outfit before washin anything. You'll see me at a bar with a wedding dress on, just chilling."
"According to tinder, every guy is at a lake holding a fish & every girl is on top of a mountain & that's why it's so tragically hard to meet"
"Why were the baker's hands smelly? He kneaded a poo"
"*pulls motorist over* COP: Are you high? MAN: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree? *one leaf silently falls from cop*"
"The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men..."
"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever."