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"What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments? Wow, such empty"
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"Haters gonna hate. Tweeters gonna tweet. It's actually pretty obvious that verbs are performed by their respective nouns."
"Instead of racism or misogyny, why not hate the people who wear pyjamas and slippers to the airport?"
"Please comment Apparently that's how the real jokes are made."
"I used to see people alone at restaurants and feel bad for them. Now I'm with a screaming two year old wondering, ""Who is that solo genius?"""
"Now the Supreme Court has ruled that corporations are legally a person with rights, there are a lot of rape charges I'm filing against them."
"I think this belongs here. Mitt Romney"
"What did pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY"
"My wife told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. I stuck it in her 3 times and punched her arm."
"What's a member of ISIS's favorite game? Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!"