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Joke of the Day

"Haters gonna hate. Tweeters gonna tweet. It's actually pretty obvious that verbs are performed by their respective nouns."

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"How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Just have the keybord player do it with their left hand."
"Why are there no good jokes about men? Because they were written by women."
"I fed the cows marijuana. The steaks have never been higher."
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