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Joke of the Day

"Instead of racism or misogyny, why not hate the people who wear pyjamas and slippers to the airport?"

"Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound? If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump?"

"I had diarrhea till 5am It was shitty"

"Truth or dare? -Truth. Ok, go. -I get sexually aroused by ALF. Okaaaay... -Your turn. Truth or dare? Um...dare. -Put on this ALF costume."

"What is a surfer guy's favorite horror movie? Saw duude!"

"In general, girls don't like to be described as ""beefy"". Even if you love beef."

"The scene from The Exorcist where she's tied to the bed cursing like a sailor, but it's me when getting a Brazilian."

"Papa why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?"" ""Because they are drawing-rooms my son."""

"The TSA was like ""Damn how did you get out of Iraq?"" Iran"

"What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell.."