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Joke of the Day

"Please comment Apparently that's how the real jokes are made."

"You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them."

"What did the baker name her dog? Pido."

"Idea for getting laid: Have a friend on the east coast write down Jeopardy answers, then invite your flame over and blow their mind."

"1st week of school: sandwich cut in a cute shape, sliced fruit, encouraging note. Last week of school: handful of croutons wrapped in foil."

"The most frustrating thing I've ever tried to do was throw away a trash can."

"What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips."

"Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time."

"My friend thinks the newly married couple of #s 4 and 9 are a boring one. I told him that's normal as they are pretty square."

"What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? Both looking for a tight seal."