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Joke of the Day

"What did pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY"

"What's the difference between your mom and the subway? Homeless guys have to pay $2.50 to jerk off on the subway."

"I always wear an athletic cup. It's over-protection in a nut shell."

"Did hear about the explosion at the Kosher bread factory in Berlin? It was a challahcaust."

"What happened to the egg and his girlfriend? They broke up."

"I have a great knock-knock joke... but you have to start it."

"Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out."

"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."

"I was so close to a threesome last night... I was only missing 2 people"

"What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !"