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Joke of the Day

"Two years ago, I've shook with famous comedian and I haven't washed my hand since. It smells funny."

"When is a car, not a car? When it turns into a driveway."

"Why was the graveyard so noisy? Because of all the coffin."

"Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone."

"*tweets about new invisibility cloak invention* *forgets where he left it*"

"The biggest lie in advertising is someone taking a bite of a hard shell taco & it not immediately exploding in their hands."

"I went to a restaurant with my wife last night and ordered the Hippo soup. I'm still not sure what I'm going to order for myself."

"Short Brit joke. Imagine bonfire night in America. The population would go down before you can even say 'happy bonfire night'"

"[The Justice League on patrol] Superman: Wait! I smell something fishy... Batman:*chuckles* Aquaman: Know what? Screw you guys. I'm going home"

"Make like a programmer with good version control habits and git!"