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Joke of the Day

"[The Justice League on patrol] Superman: Wait! I smell something fishy... Batman:*chuckles* Aquaman: Know what? Screw you guys. I'm going home"

"What do West Africans eat for breakfast... E-bowla Cereal What do east Africans eat for breakfast? Nothing..."

"I saw a pink bird with a sore throat. Must have been a phlegmingo."

"'You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""

"News: Ireland has now legalized ecstasy, meth, and mushrooms due to an unexpected legal loophole. In other news: I have a plane to catch."

"I'm a lying birch Username checks out."

"Is it rude to go up to someone with an eyepatch and say ""Was it all fun and games up until that point?"""

"Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon & three at night? A: The bloodthirsty shapeshifter who hides among us. Trust no one."

"Just thought I'd let you know that I'm a chronic kleptomaniac... but don't worry, I'm taking something for it."

"Me to 4 yr old niece: your shoes are on the wrong feet Niece looks down and says: I don't have any other feet Outsmarted again."