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Joke of the Day

"Short Brit joke. Imagine bonfire night in America. The population would go down before you can even say 'happy bonfire night'"

"When a movie says ""Based on a true story."" it means this is sort of what happened but with way uglier people."

"The national bird of Syria is.. ..a drone."

"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 16 years."

"Whats black,white,black,white,black,white,red? A nun falling down the stairs on her period."

"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The egg is smoking a cigarette. The chicken turns to the egg and says, well I guess that answers that question."

"What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod? [censored]"

"I have a confession to make, I am a lesbian... Trapped in a man's body."

"You might be a hipster if... Friend: Did you see that <funny cat picture> on reddit's frontpage? Me: Naah, I don't subscribe to all the big, popular subreddits."

"50 years from now...""Remember that time we were fighting the riot police and the National Guard ..."" ""...and your mommy shows up and kicks your ASS?"""