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Joke of the Day

"I went to a restaurant with my wife last night and ordered the Hippo soup. I'm still not sure what I'm going to order for myself."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."

"I have a big business on kids and murders. They all love my ferrets."

"I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery Now I don't know what he looks like."

"This girl I'm currently seeing is very flexible, just what I like. She comes round every Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday."

"What's Canada's spy agency? The CI, eh?"

"You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire."

"How did the florist act after getting her dream job? Got so excited she wet her plants."

"What do Trump and his supporters NOT have in common? His supporters have a blind trust."

"Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures? Bad cam'ra"