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"Make like a programmer with good version control habits and git!"
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"What do you call a really bad driver in France? A woman."
"Have a bad only child? Apple unveils terrifying robot sibling... iSis."
"Yo mama rouchy the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals."
"I'll bet Miss Piggy kissed a lot of princes before she found her frog."
"If I had a dime for every time I dug a hole... I'd be in the hole."
"You know what they say about men who wear dress shoes... They have no soles."
"I met Jesus once but he was kind of a dick He was all ""holier-than-thou"""
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground Up and in the Freezer."
"Two guys are talking in a bar. ""My wife just left me for my best friend."" ""Oh my! That's so bad! Since when was that dude your best friend?"" ""Since he left with my wife."""