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Joke of the Day

"9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan"

"Batman cuts off a seemingly innocuous driver in the Batmobile, only to deal with the driver later, with the help of Superman #ChangingBanes"

"What I hated about church as a kid was.. all the standing up, and sitting, and the knelling I had to do. I just wish the priest would pick a position and fuck me already."

"What's a doll in Hell called? Barbiecue."

"First cannibal: Am I late for dinner? Second cannibal: Yes. Everyone's eaten."

"Never trust a person with 2 anuses Because they're biassed"

"If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what's outside of it? K9P"

"If I had a time machine I'd take 17 dollars to 1901 and buy several luxurious homes. Related: does anyone have a time machine and 17 dollars"

"What does a gift and a black man have in common? White children get immense joy after tearing one open"

"Why does America spell colour without the u? because fuck u"