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Joke of the Day

"Kids are so inquisitive. ""Will robots ever take over the world?"" Me: ""Almost certainly."" ""But when? Before I die?"" ""A bit before, yes."""

"So Trump walks into a bar... and sees Bill having a drink. ""Hey Bill catch me in the news lately? I'm a bigger pervert than you!"" Bill chuckles as he goes back to his drink. ""Close, but no cigar."""

"The was this democratic elevator stuck in the basement it kept getting down votes."

"TIFU by mixing condiments up. This is seems to be the wrong sub."

"What kind of soda did Moses drink? Mountain Jew!"

"What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder? A Mosul man"

"Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died? Because he was the rightful heir"

"The next time I hear a racist or sexist joke, I won't stand for it!! I'll sit because it's much more comfortable."

"What is it exactly that separates man from animal? Divorce"

"How do you eat a vegetable? First get her out of the chair"