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Joke of the Day

"What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar? Ew."

"What did the incestual burger say to his son who's leaving for college? Meat again soon. Nice buns by the way (Lettuce keep that between us)."

"My buddy has an inability to visualize feces He can't see shit"

"A pop star who summons ghosts, AKA... Seance"

"Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose."

"Did you hear about the accountant that audited the greengrocer? Sure was a turnip for the books"

"I'd stage an angry protest against Scott Brown & the death of health care reform, but I can't afford to get hurt."

"""Hello! You have a nice dog. Opiates are bad. Beautiful day today. My parents talk to pixies. Bye!"" - Polite home-schooled kid I met today."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"What's the only living organ in a corpse? This dick."