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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone else have a girlfriend great enough to tell them that they have herpes? Well, me neither"

"Do you know why the USSR fell nearly overnight? Because they stopped Stalin and were Russian!"

"what the black guy get on his SAT's? BBQ sauce"

"When angered, the female can text message at speeds of up to 1,600 words per minute."

"They should harvest the excess fat from fat people to turn into fossil fuels, to solve the world energy problems. Or world hunger."

"They used to be called Jumpolines until your mom bounced on one back in '72."

"Sorry I referred to your baby shower as a gift extortion party."

"What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story."

"I like my women like I like my sandwiches crusty and filled with cheese."

"What did the comedy coach tell his worst student after his practice? ""Are you making a Mochrie out of improv?"""