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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone else have a girlfriend great enough to tell them that they have herpes? Well, me neither"

"Why did the groupie let the percussionist come over? He promised he wouldn't drum in her house."

"There was a massive explosion at a French cheese factory this morning... All that remains is de brie."

"whats the difference between girl M&M's and boy M&M's? Boy M&M's have nuts."

"Which web developer enjoys finding bugs? A spider!"

"How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!"

"Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back."

"Million dollar idea: Nutella, but super healthy."

"""Can I buy you a drink?"" ""I'd rather just have the money"""

"What did the bullied microchip say? PIC on someone your own size!"