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Joke of the Day

"what the black guy get on his SAT's? BBQ sauce"

"Michael Jackson's latest autopsy report states that he didn't actually die at home. He died in the hospital - he was found in the children's ward having a stroke."

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can fall asleep with a light on."

"I named my hard drive ""dat ass""... Once a month, my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'."

"Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!"

"I'm Japanese. I took my Viagra this morning. .. Now I'm ready for erection day."

"My doctor told me I have the vitals of someone half my age. I have no idea how he found out, but now I'll have to kill him too."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. . . People who understand binary and people who don't."

"Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,... why don't you ever smile in my pictures?"

"Don't forget to wish that one bottle of salad dressing in your fridge a happy 2nd birthday!"