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Joke of the Day
"what the black guy get on his SAT's? BBQ sauce"
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"What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve."
"My wife and I agreed to only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack of cigarettes for 6 months... She's up to 2 packs a day."
"Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and would be called - get this - Chu Chew!"
"Black Guy , Rabbi , Priest board a plane..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q&list=UUGglsv4QSDDNs6oBqTEzoyg&index=1&feature=plcp short and dry, but funny imo."
"Me: [sneaks off to lay by pool cuz kids are finally playing] 7yo: HERE I AM MOMMY SO YOU DON'T HAFTA BE ALONE Me: [sigh] Thanks bud."
"It seems to me that only reposts make it to the front page nowadays."
"What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars? Date Simon Cowell."
"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? So he could get a long little doggy!"
"Why do people paint eggs for Easter? Bunnies squirm too much."