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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my sandwiches crusty and filled with cheese."
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"Facebook is great! It reminds me to go to the gym and take my birth control so I don't end up like everyone I went to high school with."
"An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion."
"Romeo and Juliet is a story about two teenagers who save themselves a lot of trouble by avoiding marriage"
"What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte"
"Wanna hear a joke about cats? I'm just kitten.."
"I heard a man at the beach yelling ""I can't swim!"" Well, I can't play the fucking Piano but am I bitching about it? Attention Whore..."
"Therapist: Problem? Me: I always quote Eminem lyrics. T: Explain? M: I can't tell you what it really is,I can only tell u what it feels like"
"There aren't atheists in a falling plane ..."
"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of money at me I get it, you have more money than me. No need to rub it in"