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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my sandwiches crusty and filled with cheese."
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"My new career path: 1. Learn soccer 2. Move to Ghana 3. Become the Jackie Robinson of Ghanaian soccer"
"A redneck sees another carrying a sheep under each arm. So he asks him, ""you shearing?"" The other answers ""nope, gonna fuck 'em both m'self."""
"""If you love something, set it free..."" Unless it's a man... Cause he'll get lost... And you know he won't ask for directions..."
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaah!"
"Vodka isn't the answer to my problems but its worth a shot"
"Sinead O'Connor has been found safe... She'd been missing for 7 hours and 15 days."
"This woman at work sounds just like me. I'm going to pay her to call my Mom and occasionally say mmhmm and how nice."
"Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers."
"Q: What do you call the hair of a centaur? A: Humane."