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Joke of the Day
"What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story."
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"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? His wife is dead."
"How big are headphones going to get before we just start to wear helmets with subwoofers inside them?"
"Why don't cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue."
"Hey! I got a new job working in quality control at a knickers factory! I'll be pulling down about 800 a week."
"My wife phoned me, panting and breathless. ""Where are you?"" she moaned. ""I'm at the pub."" I replied. She said, ""I think the baby's coming!"" I said, ""Well, he won't get in. He's underage."""
"Read in a Forrest Gump voice. My mother always told me life is like a jar of jelly beans.Everbody hates the black ones. (I know this is a terrible joke, my friend told it to me."
"You people don't appreciate me enough. I'm moving my tweets to TBS."
"How many babies does it take to make light? 99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid."
"[looking up at bird sitting in a tree whilst on 1st date] ""I didn't know birds could climb trees"""