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Joke of the Day
"What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story."
Next Joke
"The reverse gear on our car stopped working, so my wife and I took it to a garage. Moving forward we should be fine."
"My friend recently arrived in Turkey for his annual holiday. He is doing bird."
"I like my coffee just like I like my slaves... Free"
"Did you hear about the Greek priest who left his religion to join Catholicism? They're calling his actions completely unorthodox"
"My watch broke a week ago I've been meaning to replace it but I don't have the time"
"Bird flu epidemic or pun?"
"How do the greek separate the men from the boys? With a crow bar."
"a classics professor goes to a tailor... A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: ""Euripides?"" The professor replies: ""Yes. Eumenides?"""
"Knock! Knock....."