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Joke of the Day

"I think the guy in front of me is trying to resolve the world's economic issues single handedly at this ATM."

"I don't get why people say ""They were busting their ass""? Wasn't it already cracked to begin with?"

"[Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college? ""Bison"""

"What do you call a lesbian that turned straight A hasbien"

"My boyfriend said he wanted a man cave if we ever got a house together. I jokingly asked if I could have a lady cave ""Yeah. It's called the kitchen"""

"this is what happens when you don't read the comments before commenting [deleted]"

"Turns out, telemarketers don't like it when 5 year olds answer the phone and tell them princess Ariel stories."

"What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway"

"I feel melancoll, meloncholl, melancholl, meloncholy, you know what, I'm good."

"I was struggling to figure out how lightning works Then it struck me"