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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian that turned straight A hasbien"
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"How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree? Wave."
"My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."
"There's a band called 1023MB It hasn't had any gigs yet."
"You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game."
"[emergency room] ""We need to put pressure on the wound!"" [to wound] We've been together 6 months now, I think we should move in together"""
"Whats the difference between Peanut butter and Jam? You can't Peanut Butter a dick up your ass."
"Mega Bites by Amos Quito"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender who just moved in next door."
"What's the difference between a moose and an ant? A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers."