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Joke of the Day

"this is what happens when you don't read the comments before commenting [deleted]"

"Her: Is my new concealer working? Me: Who said that?"

"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 2 & 3 humorous quotes, funny stories, and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."

"One thing won't change for Jared Fogle while in prison He will still be eating 6"" to 12"" daily."

"Justin Bieber is coming out with an 'Unplugged album'? I hope it's the microphone that they unplug."

"What did they call the man who knew how to read maps? A legend"

"Events like the death of the Indian gang-rape victim just help remind me why I hate humans so much."

"People who take tons of photos of themselves Have no selfie control"

"What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about? Dad Jokes."

"Yes Pony Express? I ordered a pony 27 minutes ago and I still didn't get it. What kind of fast food joint do you run here?"