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Joke of the Day
"I feel melancoll, meloncholl, melancholl, meloncholy, you know what, I'm good."
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"I'm not saying she's a slut but she did get fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?"
"What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up? Anti*Christ*amine's"
"What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth!"
"I just dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"
"People wonder why I call my toilet ""the Jim"" instead of ""the John"" I do it so I can say ""I go to the Jim first thing every morning"""
"Me: What are you doing in your pajamas still? 3 year old: Eating frosting. Me: Fair enough."
"Girl to boy. Girl: What's up ? Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it ?"
"How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women? Shaven, not furred"