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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway"
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"What do you call a greedy roman god? Jewpiter."
"Did you hear about the half-assed hitman? He assinated his targets."
"im tired of chasing my dreams So I'll just get their number and catch up with them later"
"What do the English and Hitler have in common? They both hate the Polish."
"'90s movie spoiler alert: it's Kevin Spacey."
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a vacuum cleaner? One is great with a carpet, the other one sucks my dick."
"Meanwhile, back at the ranch... Grandma's beating off the Indians but they're still coming."
"Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory? He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, ""Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."""
"What does a Redditor do at prom? He looks for the punchline"