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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway"
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"Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time."
"What was FDR's most famous maritime obscenity law? The Nude Eel."
"My wife called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a nine year old."
"Sicilian saying ""When you wake up with four balls, your enemy is behind you."""
"Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese And making America grate again"
"Doctor's appt: doctor checked me for hernia. Oddly replaced typical ""turn your head and cough"" with ""who's my dirty bitch."""
"RT if your good at grammar."
"What looks like half a sandwich? The other half."
"[Inspecting car] *kicks tire* ""Mmhm just as I suspected, it can withstand a single kick."""