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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it's too cheesy."

"JFK put a man on the moon Obama put a man in a woman's bathroom"

"How do you call a male prostitute? A prostidude!"

"Who represents a Ghost in court? A Paralegal."

"I may be middle-class, but I'm hard. *Al dente*, you might say. **Jimmy Carr**"

"My friend gave me an epipen in his last moments He printed it himself and it seemed very important to hi- wait why did the cops just pull up in front of the house"

"Why did Bill Clinton say NO to testosterone meds? He was afraid of ending up like Hillary."

"Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college? Her GPA was unda da C."

"Why did reddit's admins go back to school? because they can't spell ""read it""."

"I decided to put some ketchup in my eyes... ...but in Heinzsight, it wasn't a good idea."