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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college? Her GPA was unda da C."
Next Joke
"What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t? If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!"
"What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio-Activity"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you stole daddys car! Why you steal daddys car?! (chappie joke I stole from youtube)"
"I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant ""food."" I try to find the food in every situation."
"How do the Sith ascend? Elevaders"
"Kanye West at the Sistine Chapel, amazed that it was painted by a Ninja Turtle."
"I'm worried about the calendar... Its days are numbered"
"Why didn't the Orange want to be eaten? Because he wasn't feeling appealing."
"""Hitting it hard as shit"" and ""tickling the hole"" are not phrases that I would have associated with golf before today"