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Joke of the Day

"""This is the fourth lot of bacon to go missing this week. It can only mean one thing."" ""What's that Sarge?"" ""Someone's building a pig."""

"Can humans justify anything? Obviously not, just look at Adam Sandler's career."

"Why are camouflage jokes always great? Because you never see them coming."

"Where will you find the best jokes? Not on /r/jokes"

"I picked up an ice cream cake & the cashier said keep it in the freezer until serving so it doesn't melt. I've got to start dressing smarter"

"What do they call divorce in India? Re-arranged marriage"

"""As CEO of Tortoise Enterprises, this merger with Slug Corp is... Linda, where is everyone?"" ""They all called to say they're running late"""

"What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers? DLC."

"The baby's trying to eat the poinsettia again Well, maybe we should get rid of it The plant? But we just got it . . .Haha yeah, the plant"

"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."