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Joke of the Day

"Why did Bill Clinton say NO to testosterone meds? He was afraid of ending up like Hillary."

"What's the difference between a prostitute with dysentery and an epileptic oyster shucker? The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits."

"CNN is confirming that the only news in the world today is the blizzard. everything else is under control."

"Did you hear about the raisin that slept with another raisin's wife? No? You're obviously not up to date with currant affairs."

"Why did the ordinary man eat all the magic mushrooms? Because he wanted to be a fungi."

"Gaming: What's the difference between a train and SONY? When the train announces an arriving ""Station"", you can see it."

"The Dirtiest Dad Joke Every time my dad drives by a Little Caesars Pizza he says ""5 dollars hot and ready....I used to know a girl like that"" he says it EVERY TIME and thinks he's hillarious"

"Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself."

"It doesn't matter how windy it is or how fast you run, dogs make terrible kites."

"How to get fucked up in bakery? Get creampied."