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Joke of the Day

"Why did reddit's admins go back to school? because they can't spell ""read it""."

"Chuck Norris can clear 5 lines at once in tetris."

"I was standing next to a guy before he was brutally stabbed. It was a near-death experience."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says give me a beer... ...and a mop"

"What do you call a rich Chinese person ? cha ching"

"I have a coworker whose humour gets drier ...as he gets more dehydrated. (True story)"

"Bill Cosby told me a funny joke last night. But I can't remember it."

"Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same."

"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one ever makes sandwiches."

"I've been doing this new program called 'Cooking with Nature: Chinese Edition' You'd think it would be tough, but it's just a wok in the park."