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Joke of the Day

"Hey balloon animal guys, there are other dog breeds besides ""dachshund"" and other jobs besides ""balloon animal guy"""

"My hairdresser doesn't cut my hair any longer.... He cuts it shorter instead."

"i went to the doctor and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite."

"Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."

"This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. Really????"

"I hate church with all the sitting, standing, and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? beef stroganoff"

"To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant."

"Open heart surgery? No, just rip it out."

"What happened to the Mexican after Donald Trump was elected? [removed]"