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Joke of the Day

"To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant."

"I wish I was important enough for my nudes to get leaked."

"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before? A key."

"I lost a few pounds today,... but when I lifted up my shirt I found them again."

"In soviet Russia, shop boys pet you! You're welcome."

"Priest, pedophile and rapist enters a bar... Then he sits down and orders a drink."

"I've always wanted to have sex while wearing Mandalorian armour... I guess I have a Boba Fettish"

"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I'm terribly sorry. I suffer from colon cancer."

"What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !"

"Police Officer: You know, this is a one way street? Me: I was only going one way..."