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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the Mexican after Donald Trump was elected? [removed]"

"how do we know that jews crucified Jesus? they used one nail for both legs"

"How is American beer like having sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water."

"Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years."

"Do girls in Asia get tattoos in English on their backs?"

"Not entirely sure what a ""propriate"" is, but apparently I'm in it..."

"A line for cops who pull over attractive drunk models If I could put you in the alphabet, I would go D U I and that's why I'm a writer, I look forward to your hatred of bad jokes"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You think it'd be R but it be the C"

"Who ever taught Storm Troopers how to shoot also must have taught white golfers how to high five each other."

"A boy walked into class 20 minutes late and really high. My teacher asked him why he was so late and he said, ""I don't know, I think there were more stairs than usual."""