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Joke of the Day

"Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."

"What do you call an intelligent prostitute? A fucking genius!"

"worst place to be stung by bees is the club bc it just looks like you're doing cool dance moves & sure u win the dance off but at what cost"

"What the #1 thing every guy looks for in a woman? His dick..."

"A man wakes up in a hospital, after a serious accident. He yells ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor responds ""I know. I amputated your arms."""

"Since reddit is nearing its demise, how do i cash out my gold? All 0 of it."

"I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm more interested in self-medication."

"My son is at that tender age where he believes me when I say that the dog ate the rest of the cookies out of the pantry."

"What's the convention for big-breasted female clowns? Silly-Con"

"I just came up with a great joke about blowjobs. I'd share it, but I'm afraid it'd be in poor taste."