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Joke of the Day
"i went to the doctor and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite."
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"Contrary to popular belief, Stalin was from Georgia, not Russia. Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere."
"Kim Jong Un walks into a bar... [removed]"
"What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ? Being given head."
"I told my boss I couldn't come into work because my anal glaucoma was acting up. I just couldn't see my ass there."
"Just got bit by a black widow... People are fucking crazy."
"Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"
"I like my exes like I like my msn messenger Misremembered fondly but gone forever."
"I once met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds funny, dozen tit"