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Joke of the Day
"There's now a morning after pill for guys. It changes your blood type."
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"Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys? Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes."
"What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak? *Rush*ian!"
"Why does the letter ""r"" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday? payday vs prayday."
"If life gives you melons. . . You probably have dyslexia."
"Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity."
"Look, if you need a heimlich, just ask me nicely, enough of this flapping your arms and making faces shit."
"Him- All of your fantasies include me, right? *imagines flying on a Pegasus with Thor* H- Are you waving at the ground? Me-Yes to both"
"I swear babe, I'm a virgin, it must be a miracle. *Joseph rolls eyes"
"What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing"