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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity."
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"How long is a Chinaman?"
"4007 What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy? Nestle products"
"Wanna hear a knock knock joke? Two men walk into a bar. (credit to my friend who has no Reddit account)"
"chik-fil-a employee: It Would Be My Dying Wish To Serve You, Great Lord me: I just want some nuggets man cfa employee: I Would Die For You"
"How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Poker face."
"Do you know why it was called the 'Dark Ages'? Because of all the knights!"
"I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's seven years ago But it feels like it was just yesterday"
"I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that"
"Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers? They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."