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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity."
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"""Take off your corduroy shorts so I can blow you,"" said no chick, ever."
"What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded? Blue. One blue this way <---- and the other blue that way ----->"
"Have you ever opened your wallet and wondered if your dollar bills have ever been in a stripper's butt crack?"
"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant."
"What did one Viking war paint say to the other? Poly, you're a Thane."
"Something came in the mail today... My taxes"
"You know how it goes, I say tomato You say what are you doing in my house?"
"Hot lady mouse looking for good time. Any mouse will do boy mouse or girl mouse. Groups preferred. Meet in woods AT NIGHT. Will be a hoot."
"What's long and black? An unemployment line."