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Joke of the Day
"What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak? *Rush*ian!"
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"What noise does a Russian Sheep make? It Blyats."
"My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is being read aloud."
"I've been struggling with my laziness. I can't decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing."
"Why are pedophiles so full of themselves? They only have sex with people who look up to them."
"My buddy with 3 nuts just got a tattoo It was tri-bal."
"So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Get the fuck out!"""
"It's okay Pluto I am not a planet either."
"NURSE: *bursts into break room* A man just came to the ER with a broken bone thru his skin! DR DOG: *looks at other Drs* I'll take this one"
"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? GO FUCK YOURSELF!"