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Joke of the Day
"What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak? *Rush*ian!"
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"Mysteries of #Gravity: Why Bullock's hair, in otherwise convincing zero-G scenes, did not float freely on her head."
"What's Hillary Clinton's favorite work of art? Pneumonia Lisa"
"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."
"Found an old playboy from the 70's last night, I wonder why they didn't call it hair club for men..."
"A Short Joke Dwarves and midgets have very little in common."
"Eventually we're just gonna have to accept ""ducking"" as a swear word"
"How to sound authentically Irish when bewildered, befuddled, confounded, or just generally in a tizzy. Say this phrase: Whale oil beef hooked."
"What's the difference between a female and a freezer? A freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat into it!"
"Why do hippies have sex at music festivals? Because it is intents"